Once Laloo wanted to know
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU,...
View ArticleI know its your birthday
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
View ArticleHum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte
Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai, Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai, Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do Isliye 2 Din Pehle Hi Aapko HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai...
View ArticleAfter having resigned as the
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo...
View ArticleToday is a day of
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
View ArticleSARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon...
View ArticleLaloo Prasad Yadav was hosting
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three...
View ArticleA Wife is sleeping in
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!" the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I...
View Article,_o/’ Pleasant ‘l Morning! ./L
,_o/' Pleasant 'l Morning! ./L CHEER up and REJOICE Coz every new day brings new Life.... new blessings.... new hope! Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
View ArticleLafzo Ki Tarah Muje Kitabo
Lafzo Ki Tarah Muje Kitabo Me Milna, Tu Banke Mahak Muje Gulabo Me Milna, Jab Bhi Muje Teri Yaad Aye, To Banke Khushi Ke Ansu Meri Ankho Me Milna... GOOD EVENING...
View ArticleThere’s a funeral procession of
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it...
View ArticleBest SMS of the year-
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
View ArticleDua hai Ki Kamyabi ke
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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( / ; ) ( / SO rahe ho KYA? (@ ; ( (@ GHOORO MAT ( I ; ) ( ì AANKHEIN KHOLO ( ì ; ) (é DONO KHOLO (é ; ) (é CHALO sms karo
View ArticleSardarji fixed an answering machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
View ArticleApun wishing you a wonderful,
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho
View ArticleQ-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic? A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visit
View ArticleI’m so blessed 2 have
I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts & warm wishes I send 2 u, May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special day & may the finest things In life...
View ArticleDhoomraketu, Sumukha, Ekadantha,
Dhoomraketu, Sumukha, Ekadantha, Gajakarnaka, Lambodara, Vignaraja, Ganadhyaksha, Phalachandra, Gajanana, Vinayaka, Vakratunda, Siddhivinayaka, Surpakarna, Heramba, Skandapurvaja, Kapila, Vigneshwara....
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